As I was carousing around my favorite chi chi department store I sauntered over to one of my favorite spots….the Christian Louboutin Shoes. Only to be greeted by an over-sized turquoise suede platform pump. This was not just any pump. This was a pump that could knock out anybody in your way with either the platform or the heel.The picture does not do this pump justice! It’s more ridiculous in person. One good clop to the head and some unfortunate fashionista could be laid up for weeks! I actually began to think of this ginormous shoe as more of a weapon than a chic and trendy pump. I’m not sure how one could balance or walk in these shoes but you’d be sure to make a dramatic entrance. My gut feeling is….if this shoe starts to come after you……….RUN as fast as you can! It definitely looks more like a weapon in disguise than a wearable platform pump. If you must-have these over-sized and over-priced turquoise Louboutin’s then click the link to indulge!